We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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