If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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