i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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