how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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