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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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