I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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