i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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