I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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