that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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