Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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