this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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