Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i will never coherently bang her
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
