On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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