No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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