That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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