he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I will pee on everything he values.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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