You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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