So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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