So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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