Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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