Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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