That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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