Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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