sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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