I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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