my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
