Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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