She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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