): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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