don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We are all done wearing pants today
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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