i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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