If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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