he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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