Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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