Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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