His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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