Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
so let's talk penis.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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