We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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