I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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