What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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