i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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