he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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