nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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