Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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