this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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