I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
