But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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