yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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