when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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