rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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