Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
