when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it glows. i had to have it.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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