On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
